Since I will probably spend much of my time hanging in the sky, I will not wear black, orange, purple, or bright white. I will wear baby blue.
Black lipstick is not an option.
Neither are pink armwarmers.
Or spandex bodysuits.
Dissenting opinion: The spandex actually makes Vegeta attractive. I will consider this when choosing my battlegear.
Black tank tops, black silk pants, and Capsule Corp. jackets are a definite option. Oh, yeah. Although the boots may need rethinking.
Pants are mandatory.
I will not wear bikini briefs. Radditz, Nappa, Zaborn, the Ginyu force, Freezer, all wore some sort of bikini briefs, and all of them are dead. 'Nuff said.
I will not take fashion tips from my sire. (re: Freezer and King Cold)
I will get my underlings tailor-made uniforms. I know it won't help me in any way, but at the very least I won't look cheap by using secondhand Saiyajin armor.
I will buy clothes that are not easily blown up.
I will keep a spare T-shirt and a pair of jeans near me at all times, so that when my clothes get blown to shreds, I donít have to dress like the natives. Neck tutus give me a rash.
I will make sure I'm wearing clean underwear, just in case something happens to my pants.
Dissenting opinion: I will fight naked. Why wear clothes? The next time an energy blast hits me I'm going to lose my shirt anyway. Besides, I'm built like a brick shithouse. Why shouldn't I show it off?
I will bear my SSJ form in mind when designing my hairstyle, and eliminate any parts, poofs, points, or ponytails which will make me look like a goof when I power up.
I will comb my hair at least once a month.