Villains

The Evil Overlord List - the granddaddy of all "If I Ever" lists. All hail Peter Anspach!

Things I Will Do When I Become Evil Empress - Also contains advice for evil geniuses and scientists, aliens and monsters on the rampage, and the non-gender-specific evil at heart, plus tips on fortress construction, ultimate weapons, and alliances of evil.

The Evil Henchman's Guide - also the Evil Overlord's Wicked but Beautiful Daughter Guide and the Evil Overlord's Accountant Guide.

The Evil Henchman's Guide - slightly different from the link above.

If I Ever Become an Anime Villain...

If I Ever Become a Dragonball Villain...

Villains' Classroom 101

Guides and Tips

The Laws of Anime - Study this hard.

The Anime Survival Guide

Livin' and Lovin' in the Anime Universe: A Basic Guide

The Normal Innocent Bystander's Survival Guide

Guidebook to Surviving a Horror Movie

Evil Science University

Heroes

Things I Will Do If I Am Ever the Hero - also translated into French. Giggle. In fact, all of the "Things I Will Do" lists are translated into French. How odd.

Things I Will Do If I Am Ever the Sidekick

Things I Will Do If I Am Ever the True Love

If I Ever Become an Anime Hero(ine)...

If I Ever Become a Dragonball Hero(ine)...

If I Ever Become a Dragonball Fashion Consultant...

Magical and Greebly Things

If I Became a Magical Girl...

If I Ever Become a Magical Girl...

If I Ever Become a Bishounen... - by the Psyco Cat-Girl.

If I Ever Get Stuck in the Vampire Chronicles...

Random

The MSTing of... Dragonball-Z!