If I Ever Become…
- An Anime Character… I will not waste my magical powers on trivialities like passing tests. If I play my cards right, I’ll never have to go back to Japan again.
- An Anime Villain… I will not fall in love with the hero’s romantic interest. I have no chance with him or her, and all of the interesting characters are already on my side.
- A Magical Girl… I will not waste my magical powers on trivialities like passing tests. If I play my cards right, I’ll never have to go back to Japan again.
- A Dragonball Character… I will have children early and often. By the time the oldest one is eight, I’ll be able to pass on the world-saving business to them and go drink zombies in Hawaii for the rest of the show. In all likelihood, the other characters won’t allow me to actually do this, but at least I’ll be able to.
- A Dragonball Villain… I will remember: Death does not faze the DB boys. Women do.
- A Dragonball Fashion Consultant… I will keep a spare T-shirt and a pair of jeans near me at all times, so that when my clothes get blown to shreds, I don’t have to dress like the natives. Neck tutus give me a rash.
- A Link List… I will have links to these pages…
Miscellaneous Silliness
- Jedi Training – One fan’s journey. Pain! Suffering! Angst! Big brown bathrobes!
- The Tough Guide to Fantasyland
- The Twinkie Sandwich Challenge
- You Know You Watch Too Much Anime When… your kids think that cartoons are supposed to have writing at the bottom.
- Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Mummy
Game Reviews
- The Useless Guide to Final Fantasy IX
- Final Fantasy X
- Final Fantasy X-2
- Final Fantasy 7
- Kingdom Hearts
- Vagrant Story
- Xenosaga
Manga and Doujinshi
In my spare time, I used to translate Japanese manga, doujinshi, and fanfic. My tastes ran to the obscure.
- Koibito wa Shugorei!?
- Unicorn Maiden
- Yakushi
- Fox Trip – A sweet and fluffy Yuu Yuu Hakusho shounen-ai doujinshi by Mizushima Yui