The Asus Eee PC

The Eee PC, by Asus, is a full-featured laptop that's smaller than a hardback book, sweeter than ninjas, and cheaper than your mom. Seriously. Your average ultralight costs slightly more than a couple of root canals, but the Eee PC is $299 to $499.

Just about everything after this point is in development. I have the instant-gratification impulse of a toddler on Pixie Stix and I'm baiting Google to index the page, though, so here you go. Drool over these puppies for a while, then go to the page of Eee PC wallpapers:

Buying something from Amazon after clicking these links pays for gooshy food for my cats.